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Murray Wood: Who are these people calling 9-1-1 for ridiculous reasons?

By CKOM News Jan 8, 2026 | 7:32 AM

The Saskatchewan RCMP’s annual list of ridiculous 9-1-1 calls is out, and Murray Wood marvels that people can actually be dumb enough to call the emergency line over a pork chop or missing phone.

Murray Wood delivers sharp, insightful commentary with a blend of wit, skepticism and straight talk. Whether he’s exposing political maneuvering, celebrating cultural icons or unpacking life’s everyday quirks, he never holds back.

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Tues., Jan. 6: They’re back! The prestigious – and maybe ignominious – Wood File Ledgie Awards. Which politicians and supporting cast members did Murray Wood find ‘deserving’ this year?

Mon., Jan. 5: U.S. President Donald Trump made pretty clear that the U.S. runs Venezuela now, but Murray Wood says the rest of the world is still waiting to hear what that means.

Fri., Jan. 2: Murray Wood says a child needing a morning snuggle always takes priority over mundane things like work. As times goes by, memory will prove that it was always the best use of your time.

Wed., Dec. 31: If you want to mess with a store clerk, offer cash on your next purchase. Murray Wood says counting change is at risk of becoming a skill like reading Latin – a mostly lost bit of knowledge.